Monday, January 3, 2011
Are You Appealing Enough for your Man?
We all know that it’s tough enough to find a man, let alone keep him.
The Institute for Single Women and Women Who Want to Be has devised this test to see if you are appealing enough to hang onto what you have (or trap what you haven’t).
Just answer the questions and add add 4 points every time you say “yes” (hint: say yes to everything). These questions are designed to find if you are “Satin and Lace” or “Sweatsocks and Dirty Underwear Hair”.
Covered in this test are everyday activities you should be performing to keep yourself squeaky clean and waste a whole bunch of your time. Don’t lie and say you do these things when you really spend your time cleaning under the refrigerator and patrolling Bobby’s room for those filthy magazines (that boy will KILL you some day).
If you get a score of 72, you’re passable. If you get 80 or over, you’re solid, and your personal information will be submitted to our “eligible men” for review. Since they don’t have to take a test, the list is long. If you score under 72, turn in your Woman Card and head for the freeway underpass. It’s the only acceptable place for you.
Report your score below, with any pithy comments you can think of.