Are You Appealing Enough for your Man?
We all know that it’s tough enough to find a man, let alone keep him.
The Institute for Single Women and Women Who Want to Be has devised this test to see if you are appealing enough to hang onto what you have (or trap what you haven’t).
Just answer the questions and add add 4 points every time you say “yes” (hint: say yes to everything). These questions are designed to find if you are “Satin and Lace” or “Sweatsocks and Dirty Underwear Hair”.
Covered in this test are everyday activities you should be performing to keep yourself squeaky clean and waste a whole bunch of your time. Don’t lie and say you do these things when you really spend your time cleaning under the refrigerator and patrolling Bobby’s room for those filthy magazines (that boy will KILL you some day).
If you get a score of 72, you’re passable. If you get 80 or over, you’re solid, and your personal information will be submitted to our “eligible men” for review. Since they don’t have to take a test, the list is long. If you score under 72, turn in your Woman Card and head for the freeway underpass. It’s the only acceptable place for you.
Report your score below, with any pithy comments you can think of.
Comments
No matter what score you get someone will lie and say they beat you. Getting a good score on most of them is the result of taking the test while drunk, also known as TWI, or Testing While Intoxicated. So be suspicious of anyone that reports a high score.
Mogley G. Retriever
WTH, do you think a man would ever take a test like this?
My Mother was a believer in Fascinating Womanhood, ever read that one? I'd like to round up every single copy and have a bonfire.
How do you like your marshmellows?
Sugars,
Mack
Sorry you have had such a rough week, it will get better.
Allison
Didn't figure out my score.....I figured I did something right and hung on to him!! lol
Jim
I always love and enjoy reading your blog!!
Hugs,
I need to send oe of bubbles to circle round you with me in it, then I will kiss you on the cheek.
This week will be better, I have my paws crossed
love
tweedles
I failed this test miserably. I'm pretty sure that a caveman could have scored better than me. Are we REALLY supposed to do all of that stuff?