Scene 1: Woman opens door.
“I thought you were dead!”
Scene 2: Woman takes mans coat.
“I started thinking about ways you could die.”
Scene 3: Children gather. “We thought you were dead too. Mom had her new husband all picked out.”
“Accident? Heart attack?? Poisoned?
Scene 4": Close up, husband and wife.
“Oh my how we depend on you. Well, your money that is. Where’s your wallet?”
Poor Bob. He’s just a big life insurance policy. And what kind of paranoid, freaked out woman he has for a wife, huh? He’s late, she’s thinking death. There’s usually a few things in between late and death, aren’t there?
“Oh well, I kept dinner hot for you. Maybe tomorrow.”