Damn, You’re Still Alive!

Scene 1: Woman opens door.

“I thought you were dead!”

Scene 2: Woman takes mans coat.

“I started thinking about ways you could die.”

Scene 3: Children gather. “We thought you were dead too.  Mom had her new husband all picked out.”

“Accident?  Heart attack?? Poisoned?

Scene 4": Close up, husband and wife.

“Oh my how we depend on you.  Well, your money that is.  Where’s your wallet?”

Poor Bob.  He’s just a big life insurance policy. And what kind of paranoid, freaked out woman he has for a wife, huh?  He’s late, she’s thinking death.  There’s usually a few things in between late and death, aren’t there?

“Oh well, I kept dinner hot for you.  Maybe tomorrow.”