She stalks women in supermarkets and waits for them to free their wedgies.
Did I mention she does this in her bra and girdle?
Poor Margaret. She’s just standing at the barbeque section in shorts, a girdle (!) and knee socks, minding her own business when Maureen and her “Magic Oval” pantie girdle laughs and points.
First lesson learned: No shorts and girdle combination.
Second lesson learned: Shop somewhere else.
The Magic Oval pantie girdle is guaranteed to remain Wedgie Free! It has Perma-Lift, with “no bones about it”!!!
So if you’re Margaret, just stay home.
If you’re Maureen, I have a doctor that would like to speak with you.