Underwear In Public

Meet Maureen.

She stalks women in supermarkets and waits for them to free their wedgies.

She does!

Did I mention she does this in her bra and girdle?

Poor Margaret.  She’s just standing at the barbeque section in shorts, a girdle (!) and knee socks, minding her own business when Maureen and her “Magic Oval” pantie girdle laughs and points.

First lesson learned:  No shorts and girdle combination.

Second lesson learned:  Shop somewhere else.

The Magic Oval pantie girdle is guaranteed to remain Wedgie Free!  It has Perma-Lift, with “no bones about it”!!!

So if you’re Margaret, just stay home.

If you’re Maureen, I have a doctor that would like to speak with you.