Smell My Finger

Here's your secret weapon, ladies...smelly nails. We all know that men are known for kissing hands these days.  Why not go with this trend and use this new nail polish.  It's loaded with perfume...different scents in different shades!  Did you ever?? It's not like this would drive you insane wondering just where is that darned smell coming from as you type furiously at your job.  The scent doesn't come off in the wash, so no matter where you go....stinky fingers. And what if you wear perfume on your body?  Will it match your nails?  Or you want to change scents - damn, another manicure. WHO THINKS OF THIS STUFF?? Oh well, you and the significant other can have fun playing "Smell My Finger" for a few days before it gets old. Cutex - the first name in WTF.