Dum Dum Da Dum! Action Underwear!

Screw Captain America, you've got Action Underwear! Undies made with Chemstrand Blue "C" spandex.  Comfy, huh?  Nothing says "comfort" like a girdle, right girls? Of course, we all know that skinny girls need bras and girdles.  Because that's all that could buy these undies.  The bra comes in junior sizes 32 to 36 A and B cup.  Really.  The girdle - 5 to 15 (15??).  So you chubbettes are just out of luck.  On my thinnest day on Earth, I couldn't have worn these items.  You? Today's tiny girls couldn't wear them either - what with their breast implants.  I say there is nothing sexier than a size zero girl with double F cups and a very large head, right ladies? Actionwear - made for people who don't need it by Sears, your friend in fashion.