Buying Towels Based On Snap Potential

Martex towels have thought of everything when it comes to the purchase of your towels.

Resistance to:

Application to brother's naked butt

Yes, with those reinforced selvages (quick, one of you tell me you know what selvages mean), big brother can torture little brother without fear of tearing your precious bath towel.

Comes in nine decorator colors, so you can pick a color for each member of your family.  Never again blame dad for the skidmark's left on that towel when the color identifies Junior as the "not so clean" boy.

Shop now - price "about a dollar" - could be $.75, could be $.99.  We just don't know for sure.

Martex - value in snap!


Their new add campaign is: Martex Towels, wherever perverted products are sold!

How shameful! Using children in near nudity to sell towels.
I wonder if they found out that perverts don't buy products, they shop lift them?

Mogley G. Retriever
houndstooth said…
Bwaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha! I am laughing so hard I am crying! Sadly, snap value would add a premium to our towel purchases! You know you love snapping your own siblings, heck, I have great pictures from this Easter of hubby and his sister in a snapping contest. Fortunately, there were no naked butts!
A good towel to me,, is one that I can play tug of war with!
Mack said…
Sometimes I wish I had a brother just so I could hit his butt!!!

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