Martex towels have thought of everything when it comes to the purchase of your towels.
Resistance to:
Yanks
Stretch
Friction
Application to brother's naked butt
Yes, with those reinforced selvages (quick, one of you tell me you know what selvages mean), big brother can torture little brother without fear of tearing your precious bath towel.
Comes in nine decorator colors, so you can pick a color for each member of your family. Never again blame dad for the skidmark's left on that towel when the color identifies Junior as the "not so clean" boy.
Shop now - price "about a dollar" - could be $.75, could be $.99. We just don't know for sure.
Martex - value in snap! |
Comments
How shameful! Using children in near nudity to sell towels.
I wonder if they found out that perverts don't buy products, they shop lift them?
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