Don't Smell Like a Girly-Man

Do you smell manly?  Musky, dirty, oily, rugged, "I just chopped down this tree and built a house out of it" he-man like? George smells like a girl.  Like a freshly cut bouquet.  Not like you, all smelly of freshly killed meat, fish or squirrel.  Like a real man.  Not some wussy, flower-toting, "sensitive" man.  Why, women should fall at your feet - you shouldn't have to cater to some woman!! So while you're out dating girls who are still babysitting for money, old George is just stinking up some place with that girly-smelling cologne.  Not you, baby.  You just swing in like Tarzan; all spicy and musky. Yeah, you win.  Because, who cares about "feelings" anyway?