Thursday, October 13, 2011

Your Friends Suck

Did your friends stop calling?  Do they break dates with you?  When is the last time they had you to dinner?

It's because of your grey hair.  That's right.  Your friends are shallow little witches, and they think because you have grey hair, you're no longer "fun".  And you're only 32!

However, we know that these friends are crucial to your social climb up the ladder, so we're going to help you out.  We have a product that even EXPERTS can't tell if you use it.  Soon, you'll have that glorious, young-looking color again if you just buy a box of Clairol.

Clairol is "delightful".  It's all bubbly and perky.
Clairol is "dependable".  Pure, uber-expensive ingredients are all we use.  Don't fear!
Clairol is "discrete".  Since we won't burn your hair off, no one will know you use our hair color (remember to burn the box after use.)

Don't let those Junior League harpies get you down!  Sneak over to the druggist and ask for Clairol, the original shampoo tint.  You'll be glad you did.

Now, about that hairstyle...

12 comments:

~Kim at Golden Pines~ said...

And I thought it was because of Facebook, e-mails and texting that they stopped calling!! :-)

rottrover said...

"Delightful", "dependable" and "discrete". Who needs friends when you have Clairol?!?

sophie...^5 said...

If I remember correctly the smell used to knock me over!

Dana@Mid2Mod said...

Yeah, I'm thinking the hairstyle had something to do with it too. What IS that little roll on top?

Hound Girl said...

lol and I thought it was cause I might a mean girl :)

De tout, de rien said...

Somebody never told that to Betty White! Too old to have fun, sheeeesh!

Two French Bulldogs said...

oh no too much, BOL
Benny & Lily

houndstooth said...

Never mind that your roots will be showing or that your scalp will have a distinctive tint to it, your friends will like you because you don't have grey! :P

Leah said...

I can hardly blame them, I hardly like myself with all of these grays poking through. AND why do they have to poke out? I don't mind the color, it's the wire-y texture they take on that kills me...

Tweedles -- that's me said...

I thought the reason they stopped coming around was because I accidently peed on their foot!
tee hee hee just kidding
love
tweedles

Dolores said...

Oh my....memories, memories...my mother would dye her hair with Clairol.......peewee
....

The Thuglets said...

How could anyone live without it?

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