Recipes to Make Your New Year Partiers Go Home

It’s getting close to nine p.m.  What to eat, what to eat?

Your guest have probably been drinking a couple of hours now, so they really won’t notice what you give them.

THIS is the perfect appetizer recipe.  It will tell you who to stop serving booze to immediately.  If they eat it, remove their booze.  They are obviously too impaired. 

Ready?

I think the olive eyes are a lovely touch, don’t you?

Another reason why you want to sober up your friend is that if they continue to drink AND eat this…well, imagine driving the porcelain bus after eating this.

And don’t forget the mayo.