Hello...Is This Thing On?? Things I Don’t Understand

I don’t understand.
First, these pigs have a real house, walk on their hind legs and use the bathroom.  They brush their teeth.
Second, they are not offended in the least – in fact, dad would be outraged to find that his toothbrush made of pig bristles is not as good as a toothbrush made of nylon.
Why would a pig want to brush his teeth with another pig’s hair?  How did this pig get a house?  Does he work?  At what?  A show pig? A pig farmer?  And where did the momma pig get that hair?  Is she wearing a pig bristle wig – or is it nylon?
This disturbs me like the Borden cows with a house drinking milk.  That’s cannibalism, isn’t it?
What disturbs me even more is the fact that people used to use pig bristles to brush their teeth!  Did this make them hungry for pork chops?  Did dogs follow them down streets?
I DON’T UNDERSTAND!!

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