Competing With Puddles
Hi, Jeep here.
Dis is mah sad face.
Las week, Mama red me da adventurs of Puddles, wut wif her butt and all and I was all “I gots dat!!”
I tryed to make Mama pay attension to mah butts. I wus lickin’ an scootin’, but Mama wus payin attensions to Minnie cuz she had a SERGERY an tinks she’s all importent.
So finally I was all “Look at mah butts!!” and I did a deff scream.
Dis is my butts beefor
Das when she payed me sum tensions and tooked me too da doktor. Wen we got dere, I sed NO PIKTURS, cuz I saw da embarassin’ ones of Puddles. I eben did a little growls just to make sure she new I ment bizness.
OH DA RELEEF!
Puddles wus rite! Gettin’ yer butt cleaned out shure felt good (well, not really, but AFTER). I wus so happy I juss jump on my chair and did a dance.
Dis is me affer butt cleanin
I ebben got a stick and chewed on it. See my tail waggin? I couldn’t do dat befor da butts cleanin!
Tank yew Puddles fer tellin yer embarassin story sos I culd make mom unnerstand my butt was full too!
PS: Mama sed sumtin about habbin to rob a bank or sumtin now.