Competing With Puddles

Hi, Jeep here.

Dis is mah sad face.

Las week, Mama red me da adventurs of Puddles, wut wif her butt and all and I was all “I gots dat!!”

I tryed to make Mama pay attension to mah butts.  I wus lickin’ an scootin’, but Mama wus payin attensions to Minnie cuz she had a SERGERY an tinks she’s all importent.

So finally I was all “Look at mah butts!!” and I did a deff scream.

Dis is my butts beefor

Das when she payed me sum tensions and tooked me too da doktor.  Wen we got dere, I sed NO PIKTURS, cuz I saw da embarassin’ ones of Puddles.  I eben did a little growls just to make sure she new I ment bizness.

OH DA RELEEF!

Puddles wus rite!  Gettin’ yer butt cleaned out shure felt good (well, not really, but AFTER).  I wus so happy I juss jump on my chair and did a dance.

Dis is me affer butt cleanin

I ebben got a stick and chewed on it.  See my tail waggin?  I couldn’t do dat befor da butts cleanin!

Tank yew Puddles fer tellin yer embarassin story sos I culd make mom unnerstand my butt was full too!

love,

Jeep

PS: Mama sed sumtin about habbin to rob a bank or sumtin now.